Last night we were sitting on the couch watching the Lassie movie with the kids before bed, and Mallory (with her brain never shutting down) and I have this conversation:
Mallory: Why do people like to steal from us?
Me: I don't know anyone who steals from us, who are you talking about?
Mallory: You know, like the people at the grocery store, at the restaurants and Target?
Me: You mean the cashiers and the waitresses?
Mallory: Yes, they always take your money (credit card) and don't give you anything back.
Me: Sweetheart, we have to PAY for those things...
We like to give the kids money at the checkout line for them to pay for things and she is used to getting change back, so when she sees that I don't get any change back from using my credit card, she thinks they are stealing my money! We got a good chuckle out of that!