Last Monday I was picking Jack up from school at noon and Nate called. He wanted to meet us for lunch (aka, Mommy hadn't gone to the grocery store over the weekend and there wasn't anything to eat at the house). When we were sitting there, I told Nate that we got Jack's tuition statement that day and how much it was.
Nate: Wow, Jack. I think it's time for you to get a job to start helping with your preschool tuition.
Jack: I already have a job, Daddy.
Nate: You do???
Jack: Yes, I was the door holder today. That's my job.
Nate: How much does being a door holder pay?